Warm Beer, Lousy Food : The Crazy Country Club ebook
Warm Beer, Lousy Food : The Crazy Country Club ebook
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Author: John S Columbia
Page Count: 180 pages
Published Date: 11 Dec 2009
Publisher: iUniverse
Publication Country: Bloomington IN, United States
Language: English
Type: Pdf
ISBN: 9781440171772
File Name: warm.beer,.lousy.food.the.crazy.country.club.pdf
Download Link: warm beer, lousy food the crazy country club
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The line began forming after eight o'clock. Sal, short and heavy-set, kept everyone busy. Neat, in a white shirt and sports jacket, with his grey fedora cocked to the side, his crooked grin made you smile. Without warning the heavy door would swing open and the waiters would come outside to join him. They were dressed in pajamas or prison garb, with hats and horns, and were there to warm up the crowd. Some in line expected this, others were shocked. The pink polka dot building should have been a warning. Complete strangers in line became chummy, exchanging stories they had heard; toilet seat covers to serve drinks on, microphones in the ladies room, toilet paper for napkins. Most had brought their friends there to be roasted. The line of people varied in age. They all dressed casually because they'd heard you could get a pie in the face or a squirt in the eye. The club's routines were blue in color, but harmless. If you were lucky you might see a "Balls for the Queen" or a "Singing beer." The price was always right for a good time and Warm Beer and Lousy Food was the place to be.
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Warm Beer, Lousy Food : The Crazy Country Club by John S Columbia
Author: John S Columbia
Page Count: 180 pages
Published Date: 11 Dec 2009
Publisher: iUniverse
Publication Country: Bloomington IN, United States
Language: English
Type: Pdf
ISBN: 9781440171772
File Name: warm.beer,.lousy.food.the.crazy.country.club.pdf
Download Link: warm beer, lousy food the crazy country club
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The line began forming after eight o'clock. Sal, short and heavy-set, kept everyone busy. Neat, in a white shirt and sports jacket, with his grey fedora cocked to the side, his crooked grin made you smile. Without warning the heavy door would swing open and the waiters would come outside to join him. They were dressed in pajamas or prison garb, with hats and horns, and were there to warm up the crowd. Some in line expected this, others were shocked. The pink polka dot building should have been a warning. Complete strangers in line became chummy, exchanging stories they had heard; toilet seat covers to serve drinks on, microphones in the ladies room, toilet paper for napkins. Most had brought their friends there to be roasted. The line of people varied in age. They all dressed casually because they'd heard you could get a pie in the face or a squirt in the eye. The club's routines were blue in color, but harmless. If you were lucky you might see a "Balls for the Queen" or a "Singing beer." The price was always right for a good time and Warm Beer and Lousy Food was the place to be.
Read online Warm Beer, Lousy Food : The Crazy Country Club Buy and read online Warm Beer, Lousy Food : The Crazy Country Club Download Warm Beer, Lousy Food : The Crazy Country Club ebook, pdf, djvu, epub, mobi, fb2, zip, rar, torrent Download to iPad/iPhone/iOS, B&N nook Warm Beer, Lousy Food : The Crazy Country Club ebook, pdf, djvu, epub, mobi, fb2, zip, rar, torrent